No day may begin without a sip of the Hipster water. They improve the production of cynicism and promote the absorption of caffeine. However, it's important to note, that plain water just won't qualify. Hipster water must hold up to several specific standards.
Other variations include:
Organic cucumber water
Free-range steamed lettuce water
Mommy-and-daddy-are-paying-my rent-but-shh-it's-a-secret water