August 25, 2013

Starving Artist - Hipster Water

Hipster Water

No day may begin without a sip of the Hipster water. They improve the production of cynicism and promote the absorption of caffeine. However, it's important to note, that plain water just won't qualify. Hipster water must hold up to several specific standards. 

Other variations include:
Organic cucumber water
Free-range steamed lettuce water
Mommy-and-daddy-are-paying-my rent-but-shh-it's-a-secret water

August 21, 2013

Shoe Fund - Commute



People I hate on the 6:30 a.m. bus

Pictured right to left:

  1. People who put on nail polish.
  2. People who eat.
  3. People who look ridiculously put together. It's six freakin' thirty a.m.!
  4. People who start random, pointless, conversations; they also have crazy eyes.
  5. Horny grandpas.

August 19, 2013

The universe just gave me a bitch-slap

There I was, thinking I was so smart with my new blog design. "Glasses", I thought to myself, "that should be pretty original". I was super proud and self content, alas [note the drama] the universe rushed to proved me wrong. One day before the blog's re-launch, Reffinery29 posted this.
I wonder how many hours of PR it'll take to get my glasses on that list. 

The original at Pop Chart Lab

August 18, 2013

Juliette Gold is back! -or- Q&A

I'm back!

Actually, this post is more of a QNA&A: Questions-Neven-Asked and Answers

Q: So what have I been up to lately?
A: I've been gluing pieces of cardboard for a year. It's not a code for anything; this is literally what I've been doing. 

Q: Why did I disappear so suddenly?
A: One breezy day in late October, after not sleeping for 36 hours, not being aware of the day, month, or year [I was only able to time it retroactively] and not functioning the way humans should [I mean, I had no nail polish on!]  I decided I should focus on school. I tend to get overly-ambitious, and then preoccupied, then overwhelmed, then I overdose on caffeine and then I crash. It's a lovely, sitcom-worthy cycle . 

Q: Why am I back?
A: I was diagnosed with a lack of narcissism; suggested treatment involved attention and adoration from complete strangers. 

Q: So what should you [=the readers] expect now that the blog is back on?

A: Absolutely nothing! Expectations create obligations, and obligations create commitment. And that kind of s@!t really freaks me out. Just stop by every now and then and embrace the unexpected. 

Stay tuned for awesomeness 

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