September 11, 2013

Inventory



  • fat cat - 1 too many
  • books - 2 boxes
  • school supply - 3 boxes
  • clothes, makeup, etc. - 3 boxes
  • shoes - 2 boxes
  • trash bags - 6 bags
  • everything else - 1 box
conclusion: I'm a geek, own too many shoes, and keep a lot of useless crap. 

September 8, 2013

Juliette Gold is moving




I'm not moving far away enough for it to be exciting. Actually, the new house is so close to my old one, that the entire situation is pretty ridiculous. However, in order to make my life adequately complicated, I've turned the mini-move into a 24/7 – impossible – to – complete – life – consuming – renovation and design project. A project that you, my lovely readers, a bound to hear about.



August 25, 2013

Starving Artist - Hipster Water

Hipster Water


No day may begin without a sip of the Hipster water. They improve the production of cynicism and promote the absorption of caffeine. However, it's important to note, that plain water just won't qualify. Hipster water must hold up to several specific standards. 


Other variations include:
Organic cucumber water
Free-range steamed lettuce water
Mommy-and-daddy-are-paying-my rent-but-shh-it's-a-secret water

August 21, 2013

Shoe Fund - Commute


Commute 

-or-

People I hate on the 6:30 a.m. bus



Pictured right to left:

  1. People who put on nail polish.
  2. People who eat.
  3. People who look ridiculously put together. It's six freakin' thirty a.m.!
  4. People who start random, pointless, conversations; they also have crazy eyes.
  5. Horny grandpas.


August 19, 2013

The universe just gave me a bitch-slap

There I was, thinking I was so smart with my new blog design. "Glasses", I thought to myself, "that should be pretty original". I was super proud and self content, alas [note the drama] the universe rushed to proved me wrong. One day before the blog's re-launch, Reffinery29 posted this.
I wonder how many hours of PR it'll take to get my glasses on that list. 

The original at Pop Chart Lab

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