Juliette Gold is putting life on hold
September 29, 2013
September 18, 2013
September 11, 2013
Inventory
- fat cat - 1 too many
- books - 2 boxes
- school supply - 3 boxes
- clothes, makeup, etc. - 3 boxes
- shoes - 2 boxes
- trash bags - 6 bags
- everything else - 1 box
conclusion: I'm a geek, own too many shoes, and keep a lot of useless crap.
September 8, 2013
Juliette Gold is moving
I'm not moving far away enough for it to be exciting. Actually, the new
house is so close to my old one, that the entire situation is pretty
ridiculous. However, in order to make my life adequately complicated, I've
turned the mini-move into a 24/7 – impossible – to – complete – life –
consuming – renovation and design project. A project that you, my
lovely readers, a bound to hear about.
September 1, 2013
Poor Little Rich Girl | Back-to-School Edition
Poor Little Rich Girl on September 1st
Have a lovely year, everyone!
August 25, 2013
Starving Artist - Hipster Water
Hipster Water
No day may begin without a sip of the
Hipster water. They improve the production of cynicism and promote the
absorption of caffeine. However, it's important to note, that plain water just
won't qualify. Hipster water must hold up to several specific standards.
Other variations include:
Organic cucumber water
Free-range steamed lettuce water
Mommy-and-daddy-are-paying-my
rent-but-shh-it's-a-secret water
August 23, 2013
August 21, 2013
Shoe Fund - Commute
Commute
-or-
People I hate on the 6:30 a.m. bus
Pictured right
to left:
- People who put on nail polish.
- People who eat.
- People who look ridiculously put together. It's six freakin' thirty a.m.!
- People who start random, pointless, conversations; they also have crazy eyes.
- Horny grandpas.
August 19, 2013
The universe just gave me a bitch-slap
There I
was, thinking I was so smart with my new blog design. "Glasses", I
thought to myself, "that should be pretty original". I was super
proud and self content, alas [note the drama] the universe rushed to proved me
wrong. One day before the blog's re-launch, Reffinery29 posted this.
I wonder
how many hours of PR it'll take to get my glasses on that list.
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| The original at Pop Chart Lab |
August 18, 2013
Juliette Gold is back! -or- Q&A
I'm back!
Actually, this post is more of a QNA&A: Questions-Neven-Asked and Answers
Q: So what have I been up to
lately?
A: I've been gluing pieces of
cardboard for a year. It's not a code for anything; this is literally what I've
been doing.
Q: Why did I disappear so suddenly?
A: One breezy day in late October,
after not sleeping for 36 hours, not being aware of the day, month, or year [I
was only able to time it retroactively] and not functioning the way humans
should [I mean, I had no nail polish on!] I decided I should focus on school. I tend to
get overly-ambitious, and then preoccupied, then overwhelmed, then I overdose
on caffeine and then I crash. It's a lovely, sitcom-worthy cycle .
Q: Why am I back?
A: I was diagnosed with a lack of
narcissism; suggested treatment involved attention and adoration from complete
strangers.
Q: So what should you [=the
readers] expect now that the blog is back on?
A: Absolutely nothing!
Expectations create obligations, and obligations create commitment. And that
kind of s@!t really freaks me out. Just stop by every now and then and embrace
the unexpected.
Stay tuned for awesomeness
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